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Post by ^.~ Hime Riyu on May 30, 2006 19:36:56 GMT -5
OK! it's chuck norris joke time!!! who wants to go first?
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Post by ^.~ Hime Riyu on Jun 10, 2006 20:00:08 GMT -5
*Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. *There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. *Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. *The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. *There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. *Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. *The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer *Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. *Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. *Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Mikoto on Jun 13, 2006 23:33:06 GMT -5
Message Type: Thread reply Date/Time Sent: 14 June 2006, 05:35 Zulu Time Recipient(s): All ASC board members Sender: Colonel Aaron Mason, U.S. Army
Hehe. Even after all this time, looking at those and thinking back to the height of Chuck Norris-ism makes me laugh. Yay to Chuck Norris! You should put more of those statements up as time goes by, like maybe a certain amount every time you get on. There's plenty to choose from and post, after all, so planning accordingly, you should be able to span quite some time. [end message]
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Post by ^.~ Hime Riyu on Jun 14, 2006 12:54:15 GMT -5
Yeah, i think i can find some to put up! ^^ I just thought that he should have a thread all to himself, just because he's cool like that! OH MY GOSH! there's a yellow messenger bag on the facts site that i could die for..well, not die, but i'd love to have it! Xb
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Post by Mikoto on Jun 15, 2006 0:38:33 GMT -5
Message Type: Thread Reply Date/Time Sent: 15 June 2006, 06:41 Zulu Time Recipient(s): All ASC board members Sender: Colonel Aaron Mason, U.S. Army
Yeah, Chuck Norris is something else, so I guess he does deserve his own thread. And, uh, yeah, don't die for that bag. It's just not worth it. If it was green, however...wait, no, you still can't die, not even for the almighty color of green. [end message]
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Post by yukimo on Jun 16, 2006 22:47:51 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]this is great i love chuck norris who came up with this ne way its great he does deserve a thread all to himself and i cant type tonight lol i want a laptop of my own someday lol maybe for christmas but idk lol well ne way back to chuck norris he is great heres something funny angels sang out in amaculate chorus down from the heaves descended chuck norris who delivered a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch iof indiana jones lol thats from the ultimate showdown look of www.newgrounds.com or http://www.albinoblacksheep.com[/glow]
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Post by Mikoto on Jun 17, 2006 11:15:08 GMT -5
Message Type: Thread Reply Date/Time Sent: 15 June 2006, 17:17 Zulu Time Recipient(s): All ASC board members Sender: Colonel Aaron Mason, U.S. Army
Heh, yes! The Ultimate Showdown is great. I, for one, recommend that everyone, guest or member, watch it, so that even more useless crap than you already have can flood your mind. It's that great. [end message]
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Post by Mikoto on Jun 17, 2006 11:20:28 GMT -5
Message Type: Thread Reply Date/Time Sent: 15 June 2006, 17:23 Zulu Time Recipient(s): All ASC board members Sender: Colonel Aaron Mason, U.S. Army
Hey, Riyu, that messenger bag that you showed me is funny. I'd sure like to see you, or anyone, as a matter of fact, carrying that around at school. Like we discussed at Jodi's party, there'd be people who loved you for it, and people who hated you for being such a dork. And then there'd be the people who just loved or hated you because it was yellow. I know because I'd be one of those people who'd love you for it if it was green. [end message]
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Post by ^.~ Hime Riyu on Jun 17, 2006 12:56:59 GMT -5
green would be awesome, but I don't know if you can change it to green or what...i haven't really checked...hmmm...that would be interesting wouldn't it? ^^ hehe i would soo want it, no, i wouldn't die for it...i'm not allowed to die...i can just say that i will!
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Post by yukimo on Jun 17, 2006 20:01:20 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]hey guys guess what in this chuck norris thread im going to post a link to go to its a chuck norris soundboard its great i like it and so do my friends lol here it is www.cubeslacker.com/content/view/39/31/ try that its pretty funny adding certain things together bye all for now ok [/glow]
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Post by Mikoto on Jun 18, 2006 23:29:25 GMT -5
Message Type: Thread Reply Date/Time Sent: 18 June 2006, 05:32 Zulu Time Recipient(s): All ASC board members Sender: Colonel Aaron Mason, U.S. Army
Sound board..."sounds" interesting (note the pun). Heh, I'll be sure to check that out. [end message]
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Post by ^.~ Hime Riyu on Jun 19, 2006 14:05:24 GMT -5
that's interesting. ^^ i'll have to go see it!
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Post by Mikoto on Jun 19, 2006 23:38:31 GMT -5
Message Type: Thread Reply Date/Time Sent: 20 June 2006, 05:41 Zulu Time Recipient(s): All ASC board members Sender: Colonel Aaron Mason, U.S. Army
You know what? The sound board won't load on my computer. I'll have to see it somewhere else, and get a new internet. [end message]
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Post by ^.~ Hime Riyu on Jun 20, 2006 13:23:41 GMT -5
Yeah, well, here at my dad's some of these thread's won't open....ugh....so, if there isn't a reply that's why...sorry about that.
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Post by Mikoto on Jun 21, 2006 20:08:19 GMT -5
Message Type: Thread Reply Date/Time Sent: 21 June 2006, 02:08 Zulu Time Recipient(s): All ASC board members Sender: Colonel Aaron Mason, U.S. Army
Some of the threads won't open? Well, I have a similar story: some of the threads don't exist anymore, like the Anime Club one and the asc stuff one. I'll have to inquire about that. [end message]
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Post by ^.~ Hime Riyu on Jun 22, 2006 12:42:23 GMT -5
They don't? that's weird....yeah, they just won't open on this computer. Like the link will be there, and it'll be blocked...weird huh? i think the Anime club one is still on mine. I don't know....but it's being weird.
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Post by ^.~ Hime Riyu on Jun 23, 2006 23:05:26 GMT -5
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Post by Mikoto on Jun 24, 2006 19:21:21 GMT -5
Message Type: Thread Reply Date/Time Sent: 24 June 2006, 01:21 Zulu Time Recipient(s): All ASC board members Sender: Colonel Aaron Mason, U.S. Army
Yay, Chuck Norris. I like the evolution one and the outer space one. [end message]
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Post by Mikoto on Jun 24, 2006 19:22:33 GMT -5
Message Type: Thread Reply Date/Time Sent: 24 June 2006, 01:22 Zulu Time Recipient(s): All ASC board members Sender: Colonel Aaron Mason, U.S. Army
Oh, and I found out from ASC that those lost threads were only moved around, so they still exist, all except for the asc stuff one. I have no idea where that one went, but it doesn't matter that much. [end message]
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Post by ^.~ Hime Riyu on Jun 24, 2006 20:09:22 GMT -5
Yeah those are great...but then again..there are alot of them that are pretty forking awesome!! ^^
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Post by Mikoto on Jun 24, 2006 21:07:29 GMT -5
Message Type: Thread Reply Date/Time Sent: 24 June 2006, 03:07 Zulu Time Recipient(s): All ASC board members Sender: Colonel Aaron Mason, U.S. Army
Yeah, I just couldn't stop laughing the first time I saw all the ones that were shown that day in school. Kim and Ashleigh thought I had lost it, although, now that I think about it, I think I did reading all those. [end message]
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Post by ^.~ Hime Riyu on Jun 25, 2006 14:29:24 GMT -5
Yeah, i have the whole website printed off and in a folder...shouldn't have done that....heh
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Post by yukimo on Jun 30, 2006 21:56:33 GMT -5
lol thats funny im watching whose line is it any way and its funny as heck lol they r doing a hoedown
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Post by ^.~ Hime Riyu on Jul 2, 2006 12:18:20 GMT -5
yay whose line! improv is forking awesome don't ya think?
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Post by Mikoto on Jul 2, 2006 21:30:33 GMT -5
Message Type: Thread Reply Date/Time Sent: 2 July 2006, 01:30 Zulu Time Recipient(s): All ASC board members Sender: Colonel Aaron Mason, U.S. Army
Improv is sweet, and I can be pretty good if I get in the mood, but that doesn't happen very often. It takes a just-right mixture of circumstances, so feel lucky if you ever see it. [end message]
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